Dood: Mommy why you marry Daddy?
Me: Because I love him.
Dood: But I love you.
Me: Well I’m taken but when u get bigger you can find someone to love and marry.
Dood: Yeah, I’m gonna find a castle, save the princess & marry her.
Me: *sigh* A princess Dood?
Me: Yes Dood.
Dood: Why are castles far far away? I’m never gonna find her.